May 07 2008

ASYLUM – The game the family can play

Filed under: Satire — Tags: Afghanistan, Albania, Asylum, Bosnia, immigration, Iraq, Taliban, Tamil tiger, UK — entry @ 20:46PM

This afternoon a buddy of mine sent this over via email. Sadly the sentiments expressed have roots in our various countries immigration policies.

Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of ASYLUM… Today’s programme features another chance to take part in our exciting competition….

Get into Britain and win a council house. We’ve already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor, The British Taxpayer, and don’t forget, we’re now the fastest growing game on the planet.

Anyone can play, provided they don’t hold a valid British Passport. You only need to know one word of English… ASYLUM. Prizes include all expenses paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at 180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights…

This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar. No application ever refused…!!

All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password:- ASYLUM…

Only a few weeks ago 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown first class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stanstead where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fastrack them to their luxury 200 a night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel…

They join tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hostels all over Britain …

Our most popular destinations include the White Cliffs of Dover, the world famous Toddington Services area in historic Bedfordshire and the Benefits office at Croydon…

If you still don’t understand the rules, don’t forget there’s no need
to phone a friend or ask the audience. Just apply for legal aid..!!!
Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help, it won’t cost you a penny…

So play today. It could change your life forever. Iraqi terrorists,
Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, Kosovan drug smugglers, Tamil tigers, bogus Bosnians, it doesn’t matter… COME ON DOWN..!!!

Be one of the tens of thousands of lucky winners in the softest game on earth. Roll up, roll up my friends for the game that never ends…

Everyone’s a winner when they play ASYLUM…!!!

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May 14 2007

Swenglish Rantings Radio – 070514

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: Ali Allawi, American, an-Dutch, Boerevolk, Commentary, Conservative, Dracula tomatoes, EU Parliament, Gay Pride, Gender Issues, Gothenburg, Hello Africa, Holland, illegal aliens, immigration, Iran, Iraq, Islamic terrorism, Jihad, Nato, Occupation, Pan-Dutch, Rudy Giuliani, South Africa, Stockholm, Swedish Police, Swedish Universities, Taliban, The Fort Dix Six, Turkey, UN economic development commission, Violence, Zimbabwe — entry @ 14:47PM

Swenglish Rantings Radio

MONDAY, MAY, 14TH, 2007

Listen to our latest Swenglish Rantings Radio Show

The Monkey Princess & Paul

in the Mornings

Today’s Swedish Name Days are Halvard and Halvar – Grattis pÃ¥ namnsdagen, Happy Name Day to you from us!

Sweden Joins NATO!!!

Sweden’s Gays Turn Against Black Magic

Fire Rip Gothenburg, Sweden Petroleum Refinery

Chemical Weapons Program tested in Gothenburg against Wildlife

Swedish Police to Move In On Stockholm Nightclubs

Swedish Universities are given Failing Marks

EU Parliament Unaccountable and Unacceptable in Voting Practices

Find out what two people have to say about The News and Life here in Sweden!!!

Our Latest Show is – HERE – Right Click to Save

Listen to our show NOW – that’s right – JUST PRESS PLAY! Enjoy!!!

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Swenglish Rantings Radio Playlist Calendar

Here are our radio picks for Today and our Swenglish Rantings Radio podcast

All of the shows below are loaded into my daily PLAYLIST SRR20070514.wpl

Radio Sweden

2007-05-14

http://www.sr.se/

http://www.sr.se/laddahem/podradio/SR_SRI_en_sweToday_070514050031.mp3

BREAKPOINT with Chuck Colson – 2007-05-14

As Seen on TV: The Violence Epidemic

A few years ago, a seven-year-old boy began to play with his three-year-old brother. Imitating a wrestling move heâ€™d seen on television, the seven-year-old slammed his brother to the floor, accidentally killing him.

http://boss.streamos.com/download/Townhall/audio/mp3/b402ed18-a5b1-448e-b1c5-a1652bebaea8.mp3?siteid=PodCast


		Daily Commentary – 2007-05-14

Hugh Hewitt: The Fort Dix Six

The arrests of the Fort Dix Six should do more than alarm Americans, it ought to introduce a new resolve in the fight against Islamic terrorism which has been lost and a new realism where politics has driven out common sense.

http://boss.streamos.com/download/Townhall/audio/mp3/ec0dd416-a37c-43fc-8a86-4a3821ced03c.mp3?siteid=PodCast

WeatherBrains – 2007-05-14

Weather Brains Bios

Waiting on Podcast.

Jihad, Danger, World Predictions, and What You Can Do!

Insane News From the Rim, Gay Bears and more!

Blowgun.com

Murder,Children,Tomatoes58

Dracula tomatoes, murderous children, projects and the media looks out for YOU. Right…. Well with our thanks to the sun and these artists. Peter John Ross “The Wild Life” James Underberg “The Moods of Man” Keven MacLeod incompetec.com “Breaktime” Sax Rocka and Roll”

http://blogun.podshowcreator.com/mediaserver/enclosureRedirect.mp3?item_id=A2A3276E078642F9BED56A7D6DF866E3

Plans and Schemes in the Woods

Goings on take shape as summer approaches and Ranger goes in drag. With thanks to: Kevin MacLeod incompetec.com “Wagner Birdal Chorus”

http://blogun.podshowcreator.com/mediaserver/enclosureRedirect.mp3?item_id=0D84AEDD44EE4CDBA594C592417CAEA9

GrabSomeoneYouLoveAndGiveThemABigHug

Hello, Africa!

TheRightPerspective.com

This is a Great Program

We Love ‘John of Queens’ and ‘Frank of Staten’ Island!!!

Holland and South Africa

Hello, Africa!
Dutch native Marcel calls in from Holland to speak about how the Boerevolk are perceived in his country, the cultural ties that bind the Boerevolk to the Dutch, and the survival of “pan-Dutch” people and culture around the world.

Marcel’s website, which has many articles on an-Dutch and Boerevolk, can be found here.

http://www.mediamax.com/djiced/Hosted/HelloAfrica_2007/Hello_Africa_2007.05.11.mp3

What is “Conservative”?

Frank discusses how tradgedy in the shadow of Mohammadean terrorism was thankfully averted last week, and how the terrorists came into America as illegal aliens.

Plus, a caller from Sweden calls in to praise the show, especially the “Hello, Africa!”

segment… Frank and John debate what is really “conservative” and the future of the Republican Party… baseball talk… your phone calls at 718-761-9996 and much more.

http://www.mediamax.com/djiced/Hosted/TRP_2007.05/TRP_2007.05.11.mp3

Dennis Prager – 2007-05-14

About

SHOW

Weekend in Review

Prager H1: Dennis reviews major stories over the weekendâ€¦ Operational head of Taliban is killed by Coalition forces. One for the good guysâ€¦ Zimbabwe is appointed to head of UN economic development commission. What? You donâ€™t think Zimbabwe is a model of economic development?… Three US soldiers apparently have been captured in Iraq. We have to everything possible to get them back safelyâ€¦ Over a million people in Turkey march for a secular governmentâ€¦ Rudy Giuliani defends his personal behavior on Fox News Sunday. If â€œlyingâ€ in his private life makes him untrustworthy, we should have a record of him lying in public life. But where is that proof?

http://boss.streamos.com/download/Townhall/audio/mp3/8b98098e-d80e-4713-b58a-7fe68f93bad8.mp3?siteid=PodCast

The Occupation of Iraq

Prager H2: Dennis talks to Ali Allawi, former Defense and Finance Minister of the Iraqi Government, and author of The Occupation of Iraq: Winning the War, Losing the Peace.

http://boss.streamos.com/download/Townhall/audio/mp3/e54fa767-9f8e-4cba-b7b3-70d13a6d7c81.mp3?siteid=PodCast

Rudyâ€™s Private Life

Prager H3: Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani has been divorced twice. Does that make him a liar? Even if it does, what does it mean? Do we have any evidence that he has lied as public official? His public track record is full of integrity. So what relevance does his past private behavior have?