This afternoon a buddy of mine sent this over via email. Sadly the sentiments expressed have roots in our various countries immigration policies.
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Swenglish Rantings Radio – 070514
Swenglish Rantings Radio
MONDAY, MAY, 14TH, 2007
Listen to our latest Swenglish Rantings Radio Show
The Monkey Princess & Paul
in the Mornings
Today’s Swedish Name Days are Halvard and Halvar – Grattis pÃ¥ namnsdagen, Happy Name Day to you from us!
Sweden Joins NATO!!!
Sweden’s Gays Turn Against Black Magic
Fire Rip Gothenburg, Sweden Petroleum Refinery
Chemical Weapons Program tested in Gothenburg against Wildlife
Swedish Police to Move In On Stockholm Nightclubs
Swedish Universities are given Failing Marks
EU Parliament Unaccountable and Unacceptable in Voting Practices
Find out what two people have to say about The News and Life here in Sweden!!!
Our Latest Show is – HERE – Right Click to Save
Listen to our show NOW – that’s right – JUST PRESS PLAY! Enjoy!!!
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Swenglish Rantings Radio Playlist Calendar
Here are our radio picks for Today and our Swenglish Rantings Radio podcast
All of the shows below are loaded into my daily PLAYLIST SRR20070514.wpl
Radio Sweden
2007-05-14
http://www.sr.se/
http://www.sr.se/laddahem/podradio/SR_SRI_en_sweToday_070514050031.mp3
BREAKPOINT with Chuck Colson – 2007-05-14
As Seen on TV: The Violence Epidemic
A few years ago, a seven-year-old boy began to play with his three-year-old brother. Imitating a wrestling move he’d seen on television, the seven-year-old slammed his brother to the floor, accidentally killing him.
http://boss.streamos.com/download/Townhall/audio/mp3/b402ed18-a5b1-448e-b1c5-a1652bebaea8.mp3?siteid=PodCast
Daily Commentary – 2007-05-14
Hugh Hewitt: The Fort Dix Six
The arrests of the Fort Dix Six should do more than alarm Americans, it ought to introduce a new resolve in the fight against Islamic terrorism which has been lost and a new realism where politics has driven out common sense.
http://boss.streamos.com/download/Townhall/audio/mp3/ec0dd416-a37c-43fc-8a86-4a3821ced03c.mp3?siteid=PodCast
WeatherBrains – 2007-05-14
Weather Brains Bios
Waiting on Podcast.
Jihad, Danger, World Predictions, and What You Can Do!
Insane News From the Rim, Gay Bears and more!
Blowgun.com
Murder,Children,Tomatoes58
Dracula tomatoes, murderous children, projects and the media looks out for YOU. Right…. Well with our thanks to the sun and these artists. Peter John Ross “The Wild Life” James Underberg “The Moods of Man” Keven MacLeod incompetec.com “Breaktime” Sax Rocka and Roll”
http://blogun.podshowcreator.com/mediaserver/enclosureRedirect.mp3?item_id=A2A3276E078642F9BED56A7D6DF866E3
Plans and Schemes in the Woods
Goings on take shape as summer approaches and Ranger goes in drag. With thanks to: Kevin MacLeod incompetec.com “Wagner Birdal Chorus”
http://blogun.podshowcreator.com/mediaserver/enclosureRedirect.mp3?item_id=0D84AEDD44EE4CDBA594C592417CAEA9
Hello, Africa!
TheRightPerspective.com
This is a Great Program
We Love ‘John of Queens’ and ‘Frank of Staten’ Island!!!
Holland and South Africa
Marcel’s website, which has many articles on an-Dutch and Boerevolk, can be found here.
http://www.mediamax.com/djiced/Hosted/HelloAfrica_2007/Hello_Africa_2007.05.11.mp3
What is “Conservative”?
Plus, a caller from Sweden calls in to praise the show, especially the “Hello, Africa!”
segment… Frank and John debate what is really “conservative” and the future of the Republican Party… baseball talk… your phone calls at 718-761-9996 and much more.
http://www.mediamax.com/djiced/Hosted/TRP_2007.05/TRP_2007.05.11.mp3
Dennis Prager – 2007-05-14
About
SHOW
Weekend in Review
Prager H1: Dennis reviews major stories over the weekend… Operational head of Taliban is killed by Coalition forces. One for the good guys… Zimbabwe is appointed to head of UN economic development commission. What? You don’t think Zimbabwe is a model of economic development?… Three US soldiers apparently have been captured in Iraq. We have to everything possible to get them back safely… Over a million people in Turkey march for a secular government… Rudy Giuliani defends his personal behavior on Fox News Sunday. If “lying†in his private life makes him untrustworthy, we should have a record of him lying in public life. But where is that proof?
http://boss.streamos.com/download/Townhall/audio/mp3/8b98098e-d80e-4713-b58a-7fe68f93bad8.mp3?siteid=PodCast
The Occupation of Iraq
Prager H2: Dennis talks to Ali Allawi, former Defense and Finance Minister of the Iraqi Government, and author of The Occupation of Iraq: Winning the War, Losing the Peace.
http://boss.streamos.com/download/Townhall/audio/mp3/e54fa767-9f8e-4cba-b7b3-70d13a6d7c81.mp3?siteid=PodCast
Rudy’s Private Life
Prager H3: Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani has been divorced twice. Does that make him a liar? Even if it does, what does it mean? Do we have any evidence that he has lied as public official? His public track record is full of integrity. So what relevance does his past private behavior have?
http://boss.streamos.com/download/Townhall/audio/mp3/04f38aab-b0cc-4a30-9e52-0496906b6d58.mp3?siteid=PodCast
Hugh Hewitt – 2007-05-14
Hugh Hewitt’s Blog
Transcripts
Waiting on Podcast.
Brit Hume‘s Political Grapevine
2007-05-14
Special Report
http://media2.foxnews.com/051407/051407_sr_hume_128.mp3
Neil’s Common Sense – 2007-05-14
Neil Cavuto
http://media2.foxnews.com/051407/051407_cav_cavuto_128.mp3
John Gibson’s My Word
2007-05-14
War On Christmas
BIO
http://media2.foxnews.com/051407/051407_bs_bs_gibson_128.mp3
Bill O’Reilly’s latest Talking Points Memo – 2007-05-14
BIO
Home Page
http://media2.foxnews.com/051407/051407_views_oreilly_128.mp3