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May 07 2008

ASYLUM – The game the family can play

Filed under: Satire — Tags: , , , , , , , , — entry @ 20:46PM

This afternoon a buddy of mine sent this over via email. Sadly the sentiments expressed have roots in our various countries immigration policies.

Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of ASYLUM… Today’s programme features another chance to take part in our exciting competition….

Get into Britain and win a council house. We’ve already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor, The British Taxpayer, and don’t forget, we’re now the fastest growing game on the planet.

Anyone can play, provided they don’t hold a valid British Passport. You only need to know one word of English… ASYLUM. Prizes include all expenses paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at 180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights…

This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar. No application ever refused…!!

All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password:- ASYLUM…

Only a few weeks ago 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown first class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stanstead where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fastrack them to their luxury 200 a night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel…

They join tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hostels all over Britain …

Our most popular destinations include the White Cliffs of Dover, the world famous Toddington Services area in historic Bedfordshire and the Benefits office at Croydon…

If you still don’t understand the rules, don’t forget there’s no need
to phone a friend or ask the audience. Just apply for legal aid..!!!
Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help, it won’t cost you a penny…

So play today. It could change your life forever. Iraqi terrorists,
Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, Kosovan drug smugglers, Tamil tigers, bogus Bosnians, it doesn’t matter… COME ON DOWN..!!!

Be one of the tens of thousands of lucky winners in the softest game on earth. Roll up, roll up my friends for the game that never ends…

Everyone’s a winner when they play ASYLUM…!!!

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