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The Little Ranter – who really isn’t all that little anymore, thank you very much – just found a funny wideo with misheard lyrics, it’s Coldplay’s “Viva La Vida” that is getting absolutely MANGLED!

We thought it would be a good one to share with the rest of the world, so ENJOY!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7rzavd1xIA[/youtube]

And since we’re NICE people, and don’t want you to be seen as a complete fool walking around singing the song with THOSE lyrics, here are the REAL ONES:

“Viva La Vida” – Coldplay

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sweep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy’s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
“Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!”
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt, and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can’t explain
Once you go there was never, never an honest word
That was when I ruled the world

It was the wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in.
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn’t believe what I’d become
Revolutionaries Wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be king?

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can’t explain
I know Saint Peter won’t call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

(Ooooh Oooh Oooh)

Hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can’t explain
I know Saint Peter will call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

…”but that was Gwen I ruled the worm…” :P

Posted: Apr 05 2009, 22:33CET
 
 
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