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My wife and I went to the Denver Stock show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.


We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year. ‘

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

”THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR. ‘

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘ WOW, that ‘ s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him. ‘

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, ‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR. ‘

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, ‘ That’s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.’

I looked at her and said, ‘ Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow. ‘

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

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Posted: Jan 29 2009, 03:08CET
 
 
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