Carbon Belch Day 2008

June 3rd, 2008
Why Carbon Belch?

In this world of carbon credits and endless “Green” propaganda, why would we encourage tens of thousands of people to increase their CO2 output on Carbon Belch Day?

Because Al Gore’s “planetary emergency” is a bunch of hot air…

Because shrinking your “carbon footprint” is not going to save the world from doom…

Because CO2 isn’t even a pollutant — life needs CO2…

Because energy is the fuel of human progress and man is not the “bad guy”…

Because the real “planetary emergency” is the coming $1.2 Carbon Tax…

And because it’s fun and your Carbon Belch might actually do some good!

Carbon Belch Day Pledge:


“Yes, I’ll increase my CO2 output on June 12!”

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How Big Is Your Belch?


Climate Alarmists have created dozens of websites to help you calculate your carbon footprint — all as a basis for you feeling even more guilty about being a human being who is desecrating the planet in the 21st century (and maybe you’ll buy some carbon credits).

Well, the Grassfire.org Alliance put all those calculations (along with the “official” government calculator at the EPA) to some good use and developed a Carbon Belch Calculator. We identified 21 things you can do to increase your Carbon Belch. It’s easy. It’s fun. And it’s all for the lofty goal of saving the planet.


Just follow these three simple steps!

Complete this form to calculate your

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one-day Carbon Belch!

(Indicate your activity for each item on Carbon belch Day)

Miles you will drive on Carbon Belch Day

# of miles

Super-cool your house (turn A/C down 5 degrees)

Don’t recycle newspapers for one day

Don’t recycle glass/plastic/aluminum for one day

Take a plane trip

# of miles

Eat Meat with at least two meals
Make it a Steak dinner and earn bonus carbon belch points

Mow your lawn with gas-powered mower

Leave 2 light bulbs on for entire day

Hang/light one string of Christmas lights

Host a barbecue

# of people

Using a Charcoal (11 lbs/hr) or Gas (5.6lbs/hr) BBQ?

Drink Beer

# 12 oz cans/bottles

Watch Television

# of hours

Light a campfire

Do partial load of laundry in the washer

Do partial load of laundry in the dryer

Go boating

# of miles

Take an 8 minute shower

Leave Computer on 24 hours

Drink Bottled Water

# 16oz bottles

Smoke 4 cigars

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